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Joke of the Day

"How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word? Police police police police police police police police police police police."

"Fun Fact: I love it when Americans whose Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather emigrated from Ireland say ""I'm Irish"". No."

"What's the secret to a great joke The timing. The timeing."

"Girl you like is taken on Valentines Day? Just because there's a goalkeeper... It doesn't mean you can't score."

"I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't want them to be worth 3/5 of their value"

"I hear Donald Trump is going to ban cans of parmesan cheese... ..he's going to make America grate again."

"""Wish You Were Beer!"" Wait...no...that's right...send."

"Looking out the hospital window while mom is resting on bed. That was either dad or superman falling of the roof."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... never mind, they're done"

"When someone describes themselves as a ""foodie"" I automatically assume they shit a lot."