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Joke of the Day

"What's the most popular game at a nursing home? Guess who"

"How do you know you've had a really good orgasm? When you have to pull the sheet out of your ass..."

"These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race."

"I rang the wife last night after work to say I'd pick up fish and chips on the way home. I was met with a stoney silence. Something tells me that she's beginning to regret letting me name the twins."

"Why is the Star Trek enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle your anus searching for cling-ons"

"What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks? ""Allah akbar!"""

"Excuses are like asses: everyone has them and they all stink."

"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"

"A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke. I just couldn't come up with a punch line"

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."