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Joke of the Day

"Text from husband: Where are you at? Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions."

"What sound does a Chinese doorbell make? Ching Chong"

"well for starters this x box controller is considered an accessory, so technicalley im Not shirtless. now give me mcburger"

"Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large."

"A SHIT JOKE.... Two flies are sitting on a shit. One farted and the other one said ""Do you mind ? I'm eating here....."

"If you've met someone a few times but still can't remember their name, one trick is to avoid them for the rest of your life."

"Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt! Cop: Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

"What do you do when you see a Jew in Compton? Challah at ya boy!"

"CASHIER: its declined ME: run it again C: sir, is this one of those fake credit cards they mail out ME: no C: your name is ""local resident""?"

"I hate perforations They're tearable"