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Joke of the Day
"My psychiatrist asked me about how many times a day I exaggerate. I responded, ""Like a billion."""
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"Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn't have borrowed all that money."
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"I'm on the steak diet. You just have four steaks for breakfast, four for lunch, then a sensible dinner of six steaks."
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"I hate people who make generalisations. They're all hypocrites."
"Why did Trump refuse the debate with Bernie? Because chickens tend to run from people with a last name of Sanders."