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Joke of the Day
"The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions"
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"I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went... Then, it dawned on me."
"Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate."
"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!"
"TIL ~10,000 people quit smoking every year By dying. I'll ^show ^^myself ^^^out"
"I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides Because im a bit rusty"
"There are a lot of deadbeat dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."
"Do you know why the guy who picks up medical waste from the vet drives a car shaped like a dog bone? He likes to drive the dog's nuts."
"What does Hitler say when he gets a charlie horse? *Mein Krampf!*"
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do"