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Joke of the Day

"If you watch COPS backwards it's just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs"

"I must be an odd one Because I can't even"

"Misery loves company. Company: ""I have a boyfriend."""

"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."

"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"

"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."

"What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."

"You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking."

"difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; Kinky is using the chicken."

"Where do famous snakes go? Down in hisssstory!"