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Joke of the Day
"I refuse to jump on the I hate Mondays' bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally"
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"When a black guy pulls a knife on me on the subway I remind him he doesn't have to feed into racial stereotypes. Then I usually get stabbed."
"Did you hear about the man who drank bug spray? He pissed off."
"People forget that Hitler also invented those subscription cards that fall out of magazines."
"I'm tired of people complaining about trumps policies... so I decided to detail them out here"
"I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game."
"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"
"What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster."
"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"
"Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's"