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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's an archeologist? A: Someone whose career is in ruins."
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"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."
"You need to understand latin and german to understand this one Ovum ovum, quid lacus ego."
"What do you call a happy prosecutor? Smiles Edgeworth."
"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"
"What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars? Ones green and the other is black"
"*uses ipad as a phone* Hey look at me i'm a hobbit"
"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."
"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."
"Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries."