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Joke of the Day

"""My wife is like Whiskey."" ""Oh yeah, she gets better with age?"" ""No, she gives me a headache."""

"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."

"What are the two biggest lies a man will ever tell? 1. The check is in the mail 2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

"I wonder if stereotypically romantic Spanish characters...talk in pauses...because they learned...how to speak English...by watching...the subtitles...of romantic movies."

"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"

"I know how the Force Awakens ends! Credits."

"Some women wear larger shirts to make their bodies feel smaller... I wear smaller condoms to make my penis feel larger"

"What do you do when a feminist, anti-feminist and meninist cross paths? Triggernometry."

"What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bag outside the breast cancer ward."

"When someone's ignoring me I like to break into their house at night and steal all their shoes. We'll see how busy you are tomorrow."