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Joke of the Day
"I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!"
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"A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."""
"Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap? I can clearly see ur nuts."
"Why can't a blonde count to 70. Because 69 is a mouthful."
"Bono from U2 is the voice of my car's GPS It sucks. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for."
"My Boss's Name is Richard. I think his last name should be Cranium; because he is a dick head."
"It's amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff."
"What did the lazy monk say? Namaste..right here"
"How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish? He's running down the street with the bike under his arm."