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Joke of the Day
"If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger..."
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"Drug mules carry cannabis up their asses. That shit is dope."
"Ellen Pao on the new $10 bill! worth 2 cents"
"It has been said that 25% of people have a distrust of stairs Because they are always up to something"
"What's the etiquette on petting a baby that's been leashed to the bike rail outside Starbucks?"
"I always love the reaction I get after I cannonball into a public pool. ""OMG, Where's my baby!?"""
"Does anyone know how to change the batteries in a dead kitten? Please help."
"Volunteer me to do something without checking with me first so I know whose mailbox to leave the dead squirrel in."
"I sat down and watched this movie with Nicolas Cage the other day... We talked through the whole movie and he is actually a pretty cool guy."
"I named my cat ""Curiosity"". He killed himself ... Nine times."