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Joke of the Day
"I named my cat ""Curiosity"". He killed himself ... Nine times."
Next Joke
"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here!"" Mushroom says, ""Come on, I'm a fungi!"""
"""Ok, identify the noun in this sentence. Timmy is stupid."" Timmy: stupid? ""Exactly"""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 RAPED 9!!"
"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."
"MILEY Y U NO PARTY IN OTHER COUNTRY?"
"Ok so we get a deaf cat hear me out."
"Women: Let me over-think everything you just said, connect them to things you said years ago and pick a fight about it when you least expect"
"What's a holocaust survivor's favorite movie? Gone With The Wind."
"Jew problems An old jew comes to a rabbi and says: ""Please help me, my son became a christian!"" The rabbi replies: ""i can't help you, god has the same problem."""