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Joke of the Day
"I found a dead mouse in my mother's basement. Honestly, I hate being a gynaecologist sometimes."
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"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"
"Why did Goku cross the road? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!"
"Want to hear a funny joke? Hold on, I'm just gonna hit snooze once then tell it."
"Whats the difference between a pick pocket and a pedophile? The pickpocket snatches watches. * * * * * The pedophile watches snatches"
"What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers."
"Why did the cup fall over? Because it was drunk."
"My hit song would be ""Text Me Only"""
"my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor he's a man after my own heart -masai graham"