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Joke of the Day

"my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor he's a man after my own heart -masai graham"

"What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad? POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!"

"My girlfriend asked me who I've been having sex with because my penis was so sensitive...... My hand"

"guy A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" he replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""

"My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances."

"The legal system is like bleach, Works perfectly for whites, but not with colors."

"Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into."

"Lucky I didn't get caught... I was nailing this chick in the park the other weekend. And I was so lucky not to get caught. Supposedly crucifixions are illegal these days"

"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll take five beers, please."""

"Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying ""It's not you, It's Wii""."