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Joke of the Day
"Missed Connection: You were attractive. I awkwardly overreacted to your presence."
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"That moment when... ...you're on reddit too much and you say repost too often."
"I challenged Superman to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside."
"Do you remember blowing bubbles in the bathtub as a kid? Saw him the other day, told me to say hello!"
"If you're gonna buy me a drink...... At least push my stool in!"
"I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures."
"I was driving down the road when I spotted a black man walking along carrying a TV over his shoulder... ...I asked myself, ""Is that mine?"" Then I realized, mine was at home shining my shoes!"
"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."
"Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"What do you call a foreskin found on a crime scene? Circumcisional evidence."