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Joke of the Day

"Where did little sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"What kinds of boobs are popular in the workplace? Pos-tits."

"Teen for rent: Knows everything, does nothing."

"Finally threw out some old bananas because once they go black you never go back."

"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore."

"This fat hate on reddit has been ridiculous lately. Come on, give them a break. They have enough on their plates already."

"So a bunch of women were playing basketball"

"If I don't get off Reddit, my dad says he will smash my head against the keybosdqAFQ#D!E"

"Son: can I go? Dad: storm coming, tornado warnings Son: yeah I know Dad: wait for your brother to get home, he can continue the bloodline"

"Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"