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Joke of the Day
"Obamacare? More like ""Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!"" Honk if you want poor people to die"
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"My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of 'ironic', which was ironic because we were at a train station."
"[My relationship with TV] There's nothing on. *watches nothing for the next six hours."
"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them"
"I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally pocket dialed me."
"1. Sits in the bedroom 2. Doesn't leave the house 3. Doesn't go out with freinds My childhood punishments are my adult hobies "
"*looks at you in batman voice*"
"C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, no minors."""
"I'd like to tell a joke about Dratini... Only urbanites will get it."
"How many american rugby fans does it take to change a lightbulb Both of them"