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Joke of the Day
"On V-day I broke my girl's heart... She was a bloody mess..."
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"""the pizza boy is here"" It's time, I thought, cocking my shotgun. I was sending this half pizza half man abomination straight back to hell"
"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""
"My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down"
"Why did the black guy loose all his money? Because a cop robbed him."
"Who abhors a vacuum more than nature? A cat."
"Inception *A van falls into a river* (Duration: 148 minutes)"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok. He woke up."
"You may think I'm a loser, but to my goldfish I am ""THE GOD OF FLAKES."""
"The best part of being lactose intolerant is the cure for constipation is cheese."