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Joke of the Day
"Thanks to Fitbit, all my anxious pacing can be passed off as exercise."
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"What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel."
"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"
"What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese? Feta"
"I don't get why people are so obsessed with anti-matter It doesn't even matter"
"Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)"
"A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........ Shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."
"Do you like water? Yes? Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me."
"Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole."
"Ate a bowl of Captain Crunch Berries this morning. With blatant disregard for the roof of my mouth. -thug life"