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Joke of the Day
"why do ghosts like elevators? it lifts their spirits"
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"Hey babe , there is a party in my pants! And URINE.................Vited!"
"Husband to wife: Honey, what would you do if I won the lottery? Wife: I'd divorce you and take half the money Husband: Well I won $10, here's your 5, now fuck off!"
"Which Harry Potter character is best suited for an apple product. Sirius black"
"When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?"
"Jesus was the only man to return from the dead and not eat brains."
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"
"A long joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke"
"Animal Mathematics If a Man is in bed with 2 Women, how many Animals are there in the bed? Answer = 14 How ? 3 Asses + 6 Calves + 2 Pussies + 2 Chicks + 1 Cock"
"Man gets arrested by female police officer A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" The man replies, ""Boobs!"""