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Joke of the Day

"I want to start a Bantu Saliva cover band... And call it ""Click Click Boom"". ^I'll ^^show ^^^myself ^^^^out."

"Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion? Because a Lannister always pays his debts."

"I came to Reddit to read some jokes.. It's on the comment section."

"What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common? Bad blood."

"I've grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine."

"i sent all my sims to universitey & they all became computer scientists & proved they were living in a simulation so i unpluged my computor"

"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."

"What's in a name? Mainly, letters that make sounds."

"Best joke ever? my life"

"If you're a pregnant teenage white girl and you don't name your child Pumpkin Spice Latte you are wasting everyone's time."