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Joke of the Day

"What is Carroll Shelby's favorite food? A torque-y sandwich."

"Where do strippers go on holiday ? Poland"

"A math pickup line...You're so hot....... You make me wanna SCATTER my PLOT. :)"

"Love is energy over time Because Watt is love?"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender- Hey! Get out we don't serve your kind here! Mushroom- Why not? I'm a ""fungi""! Bam! You have all been ""punned""!"

"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"

"What did the police officer want from the criminal store? Just ice."

"I once bought a hamster And told it to shank my sister. When it didn't, I shanked her myself, with my dick."

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette Syndrome! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke"