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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"
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"I may be nodding and smiling, but I'm secretly diagnosing you."
"A foolproof way to get a woman's phone number is to hit her car."
"I apologize and Im sorry mean the same thing... Except when you're at a funeral."
"I've tried everywhere so I can confirm that there is no snooze button on a baby."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
"so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"
"Where do psychics go to dance? The crystal ball"
"What did the 3 holes in the ground say? Well, well, well"
"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A pilot, you racist."