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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"
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"A person followed me and then unfollowed me within 3 minutes. How can they judge me after only seeing 47 tweets?"
"I like my coffee like I like my ""I like my coffee"" jokes Not made by me."
"Son and a Blow Job A man is sitting at home and his son walks in from school. The son says ""Dad! I had my first blow job today!"" And the father says ""really? How was it?"" ""It tasted awful!"""
"Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word."
"Q: What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A: A carpet."
"Ken walks into a bar... ..bie doll."
"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."
"*Pizza Hut job interview* ""Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?"" No sir. ""You will."""
"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."