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Joke of the Day

"*i get home riding a pig* Wife: Hey honey, how was the ""Hog Riders"" meeting? Me: *sighs* Pointless...this one was for motorcycles too."

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

"My foot wants to interact with your face. "

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of four."

"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!"

"Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap sized"

"Don't move to Mars because of president-elect Trump. Last I checked, it was a red state."

"Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection"

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"

"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... Unless you're in prison."