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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 9/11 and Tianjin? I'm only 75% sure Jews did Tianjin"
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"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"
"What type of tea do babies drink? Tit tea "
"Crime in multi-storey car parks. Wrong on so many levels."
"if you come into a restroom & announce that you've ""had to piss for two hours"" I'd better hear a strong, frothy stream for at least a minute"
"A model asked a painter girl ""Why do you always paint me in black and white"" ""There is no u in color"" She said"
"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"
"Watching TV today I saw a struggling actress I used to know had landed a job in a bra commercial. Nice to see her supporting herself."
"[3rd grade] bae: come over me: no bae: my parents aren't home. me: but we're only 7, that's awful parenting. bae: but- me: AWFUL. PARENTING."
"League of Legends Solo Queue"