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Joke of the Day

"My friend said that onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I killed his mom with a coconut."

"My favorite music genre is a refined form of rock... Metal"

"Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"""With great power, comes great responsibility"" - - Melania Trump"

"How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ? Just ask them to read this word: unionized."

"What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue!"

"What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu? a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time."

"Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire :("

"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn't need cleaning."

"I'm not saying your mom is fat but she'd be worth a lot more in the UK"