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Joke of the Day

"The airport lost my luggage so I took it to court. I lost my case."

"I slashed my Postal Delivery Driver's tires today I wanted to be sure *all* of my last minute packages had flat rate shipping."

"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"

"What train do you take to the synagogue? the jew jew tra"

"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."

"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is gettin better."

"Ladies, here's a secret. The moment you are happy and over us, we will send you a text saying that we miss you."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."

"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""

"Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread."