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Joke of the Day
"Gay guys in wheelchairs are like tomatoes. Are they a fruit, or are they a vegetable?"
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"My mom just texted me to say that her dog killed 2 groundhogs in her backyard this morning so I think she may be doing Groundhog Day wrong."
"What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat? One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts."
"You might be a redneck If you think ""Pearl Jam"" is an oriental sex act"
"Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally."
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit but it wouldn't matter."
"Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams."
"Why do people make shitposts? Because they are in a crappy mood."
"Why did Isis cover their bullets in butter? Because the French were toast! This is a joke I made up, along with an alternative : What do Isis eat for breakfast? French toast."
"Make like a pea plant and go fuck yourself."