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Joke of the Day
"What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron"
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"What did the dash say when he failed his exam? ""I underscored."""
"What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble-bee."
"My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver."
"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"Thanks, I wrote the tweet. There's no need to reiterate it back to me with quotation marks."
"A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, ""Your technique is flawless."""
"How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb? One Brazillion."
"You play the cards life deals you. They are Monopoly cards. You are a small pewter dog and you have won second prize in a beauty contest."
"[NSFW] I know one woman who prefers uncut cocks... And that would be my mother, obviously."