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Joke of the Day
"Just started listening to Fall Out Boy. They're more than I bargained for."
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"Alcohol makes people do things they know they shouldn't but kinda want to. E.g I started sleeping 20 hours a day."
"What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary? Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door.."
"how many calories does hating your job burn"
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer."
"What do you call someone banned from an Indian restaurant? Persona naan grata! sorry....."
"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke."
"My doctor put me on a strict vegan diet, but every Monday I'm allowed a cheat day So I nip out and fuck his wife."
"How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string."
"What did the chicken do when it crossed the road Got to the other side"