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Joke of the Day
"The Worst ""F"" Word Finals"
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"If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?"
"I Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl... not on my watch."
"i would like it if batmans ears folded down when he got sad"
"There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god"
"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"
"Did you hear about the incest convention? Every mother-fucker was there!"
"Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people."
"(Possible trigger) I wanted to smoke a joint with some Mexicans today.. I asked if anybody had papers and they all ran."