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Joke of the Day

"Her: Oh, you brought me flowers! Me: Yes, one of the many benefits of living next door to a graveyard..."

"The French Navy Q: Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats? A: So they can see the old French navy."

"They say there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow But all I found was a drunk midget with loose change."

"There is one good thing about pedophiles... its that they drive slowly when going past a school."

"How do you reunite the Beatles? With two bullets."

"What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars? Waba Fett"

"Is it cocky to have 2 penises? I think its 2 cocky."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"

"The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back"

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection The judge says, ""First offender?"" The woman replies, ""No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."""