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Joke of the Day
"She said I was average. That's just mean."
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"Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account."
"People complain about Facebook privacy settings, but I'm still standing 5 inches away from the guy in the urinal next to me."
"I just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape whistle. God I love her optimism."
"My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem."
"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"
"The winner of Powerball should really invest in a diverse portfolio There's also Mega Millions, Tri-State, and SuperLotto."
"I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps."
"What was Hitler's favorite baking ingredient? White flour!"
"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River..."