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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car crash? He was an Oregon donor."

"Quest I went on a vision quest. I still ended up at Walmart."

"How do you keep black people out of your business? Put up a ""Now Hiring"" sign."

"What do you call the corner of 69th and main? Your moms place of employment"

"I like my women how I like my text wrapping... Tight."

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well apparently not eight cause my basement is still dark."

"Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?"

"As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it's a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?"

"Wanna know what the hardest part of Roller Blading is? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you."