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Joke of the Day

"I wish I had the confidence in humanity that Guinness had when they bought a 9,000 year lease."

"Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing."

"What do we say to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the world? Hair Hair!"

"I tried to set our Computers Password to ""MyDick"" But was disappointed when it said ""Error: Not Long Enough"""

"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."

"why does the NSA hate blizzards? Because they get Snowden."

"""Room service? Send up a larger room."""

"I want to be part of the 27 club I'm just DYING to get in."

"Oh Tuesday. You are the Director's Cut of Monday."

"Did you hear about the man who won a lifetime supply of Marijuana Lotion. He hit the jackpot."