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Joke of the Day
"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"
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"How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December"
"What do you call a barking dog riding the subway? a sub-woofer!!!"
"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."
"When Chuck Norris bowls, he moves the Earth so the pins will hit the ball"
"Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it that often."
"Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle..... The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:"
"I took my kids to the zoo to see exotic cats, but we couldn't find the ocelots I think we just got ocelost."
"My friends always told me I couldn't say my S's right. I never noticed it until I heard a recording of myself talk. Suddenly, it all made shensh after that."
"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."