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Joke of the Day

"Why can't dwarfs sing? Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk."

"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."

"I thought my neighborhood had turned very pro-Trump... Turns out they just put out their jack-o-lanterns."

"A friend told me this one. What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10? The start menu."

"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"Day three of MAN COLD. I feel death lurking. Its waiting for me to give up. Stay strong! Think of the cat. He'll eat you if you die."

"Waiter I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?"

"My 21yr old son: ""Mom sometimes I think you only had me for the free, lifetime tech support"" *slow wink*"

"You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet."

"What do dyslexic Koreans eat? Gods"