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Joke of the Day

"Why can't dwarfs sing? Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk."

"Liberty Bowl 2014 Of course it comes as no surprise that just across the street from the ""AutoZone Liberty Bowl"" would be the ""Advanced AutoParts Freedom Bowl""."

"When it comes to gay sex, I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting So I might try missionary style with him instead"

"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, once you have kids it's gone."

"Being married vs being gay: Either way you're going to have somebody stuck up your ass."

"I was in bed last night with my wife. She turns to me and says ""If you turn the lamp off, I'll take it up the arse."" I should have waited for the bulb to cool down."

"If I had the power to time travel, I would mostly just use it to stop past me from eating stuff from the fridge that I'd like to eat now."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon master? Ash"

"WHat's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the gas chamber"