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Joke of the Day

"Being married vs being gay: Either way you're going to have somebody stuck up your ass."

"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"

"Fairytales You know what the two most known fairytales start with? ""Once upon a time"" and, ""In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."""

"My girlfriend thinks that I can't cook, but as soon as I figure out how much Play-Doh is supposed to go in meatloaf, I'll prove her wrong."

"Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny? Because sixty-seconds=minute."

"A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious. The bartender says ""you can't leave that lyin' there."" The man says ""its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"""

"At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week. What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump? Humphrey!"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R? You'd think that but it's the C."

"I had sex in French class once. She was on *la verge* of cumming."

"I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young."