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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers."
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"Who was the last President of China? Yes he was."
"""I want u so badly"" - Scrabble players with a q in their rack."
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!!"
"[g/friends dad] ""who in your opinion is the greatest football player of all time?"" Me - [say a real name say a real name] ""Football Man"""
"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies. I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time."
"People say I'm disagreeable They're all wrong"
"Whenever I see someone pick up an avocado, feel it, and put it back I pick up that same avocado and whisper ""you're still beautiful"" to it."
"If you are charged with possession of marijuana Is it called joint custody?"