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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I see someone pick up an avocado, feel it, and put it back I pick up that same avocado and whisper ""you're still beautiful"" to it."

"Some Might Say This is the World's Funniest Joke Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field"

"It's polite to stand when a lady comes to the table. I take it a step further and leave the restaurant entirely."

"Why did the tiger get lost in the jungle? Because the jungle is massive!"

"What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !"

"Did you know the internet was created by egyptians They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls. Inspired by a post on showerthoughts"

"A brown bear and a polar bear fall into the water. Which one dissolves? The polar bear, because he's polar!"

"I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough."

"What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'"