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Joke of the Day

"If I had five coconuts and I gave you three how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges."

"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"

"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."

"The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them."

"[Pharrell eating at Arby's] ""I want a new look"" Like a new hair cut? ""Something crazier"" *notices the hat in the Arby's logo* ""I've got it!"""

"Lame joke: ""What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?"" Frostbite."

"I just gave my cat a bath. Your move Satan."

"As advertised I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty."

"What's 9+10? 21 pairs of Deez Nuts"

"You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter"