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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged? Mentally dis-cabled."
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"Rap is like a mountain. It's mostly black, but the top is white."
"I bought my friend an elephant for her room... She said ""Thanks!"" I told her ""Don't mention it."""
"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""
"I've got writer's bl I've got writer'ssssss somethinnnn somethin Writer's blah blah blah blah I'm going to get coffee."
"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you."
"What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"Your momma... Your momma is so fat when she gets into the elevator it HAS to go down"
"Things I trust more than Trump 1.Flint, Michigan water 2.Bill Cosby drinks 3.Elevator rides with Ray Rice 4.Donated blood from Magic Johnson 5.Casey Anthony with my kid"