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Joke of the Day
"I slept like a log last night. A badger pissed on me."
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"What does the ""L"" stand for in Samuel L. Jackson? Motherfucking It stands for motherfucking"
"Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!"
"What do you call it when you say ""please"" and ""thank you"" during sex? common Coitusy"
"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave :)"
"Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can't C#!"
"Fine, you drive. I won't tell you how. I'll just yell WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA THROW UP AND WE'RE GONNA DIE til we arrive."
"What's another word for ""thesaurus""? Steven Wright joke, iirc."
"A Jewish boy needs $20 So he asks his father. Son: Papa, could I have twenty bucks please? Father: Ten bucks!? Whaddya need five bucks for!?"
"What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats"