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Joke of the Day
"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Ugly."
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"Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question."
"What do you call a necrophiliacs erection? Mourning wood."
"Where do banana slaves go to work? Plantaintions."
"Websites that are similar to Reddit."
"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""
"After hearing all this stuff about Russia being upset I'm just like... Oh Putin, Crimea river."
"Like ""dollar,"" ""euro"" is not capitalized. Unlike a dollar, a euro can actually buy you something."
"Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom? The Mediterranean Sea."
"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."