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Joke of the Day
"Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!"
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"Facebook now tags fake news stories from sites like The Onion with #satire to protect users who lack 1st grade critical thinking skills."
"How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide? Alt-F4"
"""I'm telling you, it's all or nothing,"" the exterminator explains to Noah, ""I can't just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn't work like that."""
"My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is doing a lot of horse riding. and,what are the results? for one week horse lost 20 pounds."
"Wanna hear a pickup line? ***HONK HONK HOOOOOONK HONK HOOOONNK***"
"Why does the indian rain dance always work? Becuase they keep dancing until it works."
"I remember when my cloning project failed. A part of me died that day."
"I haven't showered since last year. It's still 2014, right?"
"Hands down the greatest invention of all time... masturbation"