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Joke of the Day
"Hands down the greatest invention of all time... masturbation"
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"What did the Jewish residents of Hiroshima shout when they saw the plane carrying the first atomic bomb? Enola - gai avek!"
"Nothing says ""I m not interested"" quite as loudly as showing up for a date"
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner"
"What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks."
"Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor."
"[NSFW] I was seeing a girl once, five actually... Then the sorority started looking into the strange sounds in the attic."
"The squirrels on campus are getting bold. I was eating a pop tart outside and a squirrel came over and stole my credit card information"
"lol i'm kind of a total geek weirdo, im really into starwars, the most successful international action film franchise of all time"
"david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song"