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Joke of the Day

"Willie: ""I have an awful toothache."" Tommie: ""I'd have it taken out if it was mine."" Willie: ""Yes if it was yours I would too."""

"You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor"

"Date: I like old-fashioned guys Me: *dies of polio*"

"Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids"

"If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. At night the Asians will come and fix it for you."

"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."

"How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? Diagon alley"

"Be careful of shoe thieves I hear they're afoot."

"Why did the.. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other? The Twin Towers."