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Joke of the Day

"Willie: ""I have an awful toothache."" Tommie: ""I'd have it taken out if it was mine."" Willie: ""Yes if it was yours I would too."""

"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."

"What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch."

"*bark* ""What's that Lassie?"" *bark bark* ""Timmy's stuck in a loveless marriage with an overly critical wife?"" *bark* ""Ooh, dinnertime."""

"What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad? I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."

"My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary."

"How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"

"What technology are old people better at using than young people? Life support."

"Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups? Two for me and one for you."