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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost."

"I enjoy working in a slaughterhouse.. Everything is so cut and dry."

"YouTube: hey we saw u watched a video about a thing Me: great, would it be possible to fill my entire feed with that thing, forever?"

"[job interview] ""Tell me one of your weaknesses"" I can be very stubborn ""Will you please elaborate?"" I will not"

"What do you get when you cross Ebola and Tourette Syndrome?"

"Confucius say... Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok."

"What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out."

"Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party."

"The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC..."

"So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently... I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!"