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Joke of the Day
"Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other... *sigh*"
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"If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win? The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand."
"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs!"
"Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie."
"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."
"What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question? a rhetorical answer"
"I found a sub for Ethiopian Food. . /r/ethiopianfood"
"Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester... And that's just the first guy."
"What do you call an obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic."
"What do you call an apple filled with cement? Hardcore."