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Joke of the Day

"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""

"I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinqo. EDIT: Yeah, I take French, not Spanish. :)"

"NFL No Fingers Left"

"I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed."

"What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food? These are nacho-nachos."

"What do you get when you put a root beer in a square glass? A beer."

"Yo mama so fat... She makes Chow Yun-Thin. (sorry..reddit)"

"I only watch ""Game of Thrones"" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says kok-a-doodle-doo and a prostitute says any-kok'll-do"